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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Friday, October 31, 2014

Stupid things said in October

Since it is the end of October (and a Friday),  I thought I'd let you all read some of the daft, incorrect and just plain wrong things I have heard people say this month:
  1. Our contact centre isn't 3D Secure right now
  2. Why are we building our site so blind people can read it?
  3. We need a business case written for something that won't happen.
  4. If I could go forward in time and see what I needed to do, then I would come back and tell myself not to do it. (Oh hang on, it was me that said that!)
  5. If you build it, they will come back again
  6. I know the figures haven't changed... But can you send me the latest version?
I can't wait for November....